Just been reading up on The Anonymous – an internet collective looking to take down Scientology once and for all. I AM SO SICK OF TOM CRUISE!!!
Archive for May, 2010
Scientology we hate you!
Monday, May 31st, 2010I once was Lost…
Thursday, May 27th, 2010Well, well, well, looks like The big ol’ Man is at it again, drip-feeding us with his daily diet of lies and Stuff. The latest social injustice I experienced was at the newsagent. What kind of world do we live in where a man in his twenties cannot buy a knife without having to provide ID? Well f** you, Mr Patel, I’ll just do a Buffy and file a stick.
I can never completely rule out the threat of attack, or nuclear war. People might think I’m crazy, but when the big day (12/12/2012 – ‘Twelve Day’) comes, I’ll be ready with my knife/stick. According to my calculations I could very well be the only man left alive during The End Days, so I’m going to have to make very good use of my knife. That and teletext (which THEY say has been switched off, but WE KNOW BETTER, BLAIR!!!!).
To be ready for the big day I’ll need money, so I’ve been playing online bingo, but I keep losing, and someone called tenaciousSTEVE keeps winning. Under any other circumstances I’d suggest this was Cameron/Brown/Clegg/Lizards trying to get into my head, but that can’t be because I’ve wallpapered my room with tinfoil so no harmful rays can enter. It also keeps everything fresh.
So, Lost has finished now. Pfft – whatever! Lost lost 
Worst. Series finale. Ever. Seriously, they didn’t even mention why Sawyer changed his shoes in episode four of season three. Will this be explained in the extras? Who knows? J.J. Abrams certainly doesn’t, he’s too busy getting cosy with the Hollywood elite to worry about his babies anymore.
HEY BUDDY! IT’S THE FANS WHO MADE YOU! AND IT’S STILL REAL TO US!
Uh-oh, looks like someone’s stuck on anarchy sign on something…
Gonna get back to my stick, then watch Matrix 2.
Workin’ 11 til 7
Thursday, May 13th, 2010Working as a programmer isn’t without its advantages, let me tell you. We were pulling a sick all-nighter to get our latest mobile game into beta, so time was of the essence if we were to have it live by 7am. In addition, I needed to keep an eye on the ‘election’ fallout, so I had three or four on the go across various browers. SDSL FTW! Glad we got that bad boy installed just in time for the party to start…
It was an awesome night. We were ahead of schedule by 3ish so we stopped for a quick game of Counterstrike, a few Pepsis and a Dominoes. Gotta love 3am pizza delivery!
One thing I don’t love is the ‘coalition’ in Downing Street right now, trying to control us. I’m pretty sure ‘coalition’ is the Latin word for something bad, but I can’t find the definition on the internet. Coincidence? I think not…
This weekend’s shaping up to be a pretty wild one! I’ve picked up some more David Icke books so I’m in for a treat. Don’t bother with the Da Vinci Code, guys, if you want something exciting then look no further than ‘Human Race Get Off Your Knees‘. That’ll be how I’ll spend my weekend – taking my mind back (and maybe some prisoners on Counterstrike too!).
Picking up a new thrash album over the weekend too. Don’t know what though – just kinda need something to rock against the system with. So sick of the damn system, wanna shoot it in the face. ARE YOU LISTENING, FATHER? No. He’s too busy working. As always.
I’m optimistic about the future, especially with the internet and the ease with which we can now transfer information and exchange ideas. All we need now is for people to open their eyes…
A hung Parliament
Friday, May 7th, 2010Well, well, well, looks like the system is holding down the peeps yet again! Where is Bob Dylan when you need him, because I can’t get no satisfaction!
So, apparently, the way that we vote in the 21st century is by… not voting?! I turned up at my polling station at 9.30pm and, yeah, there was a long queue and, yeah, maybe I should’ve got there earlier, but who cares?! I. HAVE. A. RIGHT. TO. SPOIL. MY. VOTE.
Is this what Malcolm X died for???
Now the UK(ant vote) is stuck between a rock and a hard place as we have a hung parliament, which is good because I think we should HANG ALL POLITICIANS OK!!!
I haven’t slept.
My heart tells me to go down to Parliament and protest against this terrible system, but my head says I need the babysitting money. Such is the stress our modern rat-race lives place upon us. It sucks.
Of course, the internet is up in arms about what happened. It’s like Rage all over again, man – awesome! (By the way, election = megaFAIL) I think we should all put on V for Vendetta masks and have a fire – that’ll show ‘em! The suits!
I’ve been chatting to my friend DarkColin on MSN and he agrees that something needs to be done. We’re thinking about sending Gordon Brown some abusive messages on Twitter because SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT IRAQ! I hate senseless acts of violence.
Picked up the Predator box set over the weekend. Absolutely loved watching every detail of those films brought to life in glorious HD, every spot of blood immortalised in crystalised beauty FTW. Beautiful.
By the way, FTW means ‘for the win’ and it’s what you say instead of a making a point. See! I could be a politician – if I wasn’t so damn honest 