well dad hasn’t returned yet but mum has and she has very kindly left a bag with all his stuff in it by the garage door in case he needs to top up on the battle against the lizards… i noticed she didnt leave a note probably because its too hard…
i had a strange weekend mainly, although it was nice to see dave c but not so nice to meet his cousin big c. he’s got a girlfriend so hes obviously scared of being alone unlike vai whos a lone warrior 4-lyf. his girlfriend was called ‘sky’ (whatever that means) and you could tell it was a rubbish relationship as they hadn’t even bothered to meet online! how can you fully trust someone you haven’t met online in advance, giving you the chance to fully vet them and find out who they are? how do these people expect to have a loving relationship without advanced online verification?
my experiences with girls are limited but by my choice. i dont want to get involved with someone in case they get killed by lizards looking to send me a message. also i have back eczema on my back. i look like toasted granary bread.
having dismissed steve c and his daft girlfriend i left dave to entertain them (traitor) and headed online to make some cash. as the roulette wheel span around and around i thought about my dad and whether the lizards were subjecting him to any torture. i cant rule out the idea that they stripped him completely half naked and put him in a bin with some spikes and then shook the bin and rolled it down a hill into a wall made of fire and sorrow. like in that film.
might get my haircut today but dunno.
