well well well, guess who’s internet was cut off for a week? was it the simple unassuming ‘man in a suit’? nope. how about the greedy banker in london? nope. vai’s internet was cut off, and i know exactly who was behind it.
whats worried me the most is the size of the conspiracy. apparently virgin media are involved, along with some creditors and my dads business adviser. i never trusted him, for the record.
heres what went down: vai reads a book about the rise of the one world government on saturday night. on sunday, vai stays up til half three typing words like ‘conspiracy’, ‘new world order’ and ‘funniest bits of jackass’ into google (also in on it?). then on monday – no more internet for vai.
being without the internet has really hampered my plans and social life. i tried using dave c’s at his house but he’s not allowed online after 8pm because he once tried to download a lot of rap. annoying, and also i dont think i can trust dave’s dad mr c as he once gave me a funny look when i wore my nirvana tshirt. plus, he makes home brew and thats just weird.
who was behind this then? mum says it was the banks not taking the direct debit, and that sounds like exactly the kind of stunt those lizards have been pulling for years. i can tell the whole event (we also had our car ‘accidentally taken’ for a few days in another ‘admin mix-up’) is starting to get to my mum as shes started drinking and shouting at dad more than ever. its like the time he was nearly made redundant but worse. i wonder what it is.
no i dont. its the lizards. first they shut down teletext, then they lie about tracey chapmans death, now they come for vai.
now ive got the net back ive made sure the lizards will never take it down again. ive put a load of sellotape around the router so that should stop illegal tamperers from submitting crashes to it. i also thought about putting it in the freezer cos the lizards would never think to look in there but then i remembered dave c’s cat.
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