wowww!!!!
what a night it was last night at wwe money in the bank! i never expected the rebel cm punk to win the title and now he has and he is definitely never gonna be back with the title! and john cena is f-i-r-e-d like a n00b! eat that, vince!!!
this weekend was just great. money in the bank was the icing on the cake really. on saturday i woke up to find a leaflet posted under my door. it was different from all the other bits of paper that come through my door as this one was not filled with lizard lies about ‘bailiffs’ and ‘your dads dead’. anyhoo i opened up the leaflet after sniffin it to make sure it wasnt from steve vai scientologist guitarist tramp and it wasnt. it was all about how tony blair and jack straw have been mucking everything up for everyone and getting on everyones nerves!!!
the newsletter was badly punctuated (i dont know how anyone could do that in this day an age of word processors!) but it made pure sense and i was glad that i read it. i wont mention who wrote it as it might compromise her national security but what i will say is that she is a magic and she can drive my bus any day, lady.
now that my beard is almost 3 feet i decided that i would trim it just a little bit because it was getting in the way of me playign cod with kids. anyhoo i was so pleased with the results that yesterday i decided to finally get out of the house. it had been 4 months! i headed to the newsagent to buy a news of the world and – lo and behold – ‘its no longer available’. what. evs. i ran home shocked that the lizards would target my local newsagent, and once i locked all 231 locks on the back of the door i put my foil hat on and played some tracey chapman.
when i was calm i read the bus lady leaflet again and then had old horlicks heehee.
