who remembers the past??? vai does. in the past, it was steve vai who told everyone about the evils of scientology. not once, but twice.

and what happens today? councillor john Dixon from wales tweets about how he doesn’t want scientology to rub off on him outside a church and then what? the scientologists have pretty much killed him!!
how many times do i have to tell you people??? watch out for these lunatics, especially tom cruise! when i said i saw him at knutsford services playing time crisis 2 people thought id gone mad. three years later, theres a conspiracy against tracey chapman and now this in the space of a week. coincidence? does the pope like woods????

all i can legally tell you is this: be careful. the skies are closing in on us and if we’re not careful they’ll cut the internet. once this happens, civilisation is doomed and we won’t know what to do anymore. without twitter, there will be nothing to get upset about for a day. and without that, our existences become futile.

any of my american readers. if you see tracey chapman, protect her. do this by showing her the thumb, middle and little fingers on your left hand and then giving her some foil. she will know what to do. perhaps she will write a song about it. we can only hope.

if any of my readers see tom cruise – STAY WELL AWAY. he might act sweet and innocent (averagely), but it is easy to see through his skills and see him for the dangerous man that he is. a handful of us have seen the last samurai – dude can use a sword ftw!

and lastly, if you do not see tracey chapman, or tom cruise, just stock up on foil for gods sakes.