Well, well, well, looks like The big ol’ Man is at it again, drip-feeding us with his daily diet of lies and Stuff. The latest social injustice I experienced was at the newsagent. What kind of world do we live in where a man in his twenties cannot buy a knife without having to provide ID? Well f** you, Mr Patel, I’ll just do a Buffy and file a stick.
I can never completely rule out the threat of attack, or nuclear war. People might think I’m crazy, but when the big day (12/12/2012 – ‘Twelve Day’) comes, I’ll be ready with my knife/stick. According to my calculations I could very well be the only man left alive during The End Days, so I’m going to have to make very good use of my knife. That and teletext (which THEY say has been switched off, but WE KNOW BETTER, BLAIR!!!!).
To be ready for the big day I’ll need money, so I’ve been playing online bingo, but I keep losing, and someone called tenaciousSTEVE keeps winning. Under any other circumstances I’d suggest this was Cameron/Brown/Clegg/Lizards trying to get into my head, but that can’t be because I’ve wallpapered my room with tinfoil so no harmful rays can enter. It also keeps everything fresh.
So, Lost has finished now. Pfft – whatever! Lost lost 
Worst. Series finale. Ever. Seriously, they didn’t even mention why Sawyer changed his shoes in episode four of season three. Will this be explained in the extras? Who knows? J.J. Abrams certainly doesn’t, he’s too busy getting cosy with the Hollywood elite to worry about his babies anymore.
HEY BUDDY! IT’S THE FANS WHO MADE YOU! AND IT’S STILL REAL TO US!
Uh-oh, looks like someone’s stuck on anarchy sign on something…
Gonna get back to my stick, then watch Matrix 2.
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