me and dave c have started our own band! we don’t have a name yet, and we haven’t recorded anything, but we know that our style is going to be anti-commercial and very much kicking against the wall of conventional society. sort of like dylan before his hair went grey and he sold out man!
(for those wondering why i am no longer using capital letters it is because i have had enough of authority!)
anyway, the band has been going from strength to strength since yesterday, and we already have ideas for three concept albums. one of the ideas, my favourite, is for an album called ’suck this’ and is composed entirely from sounds
created by vacuum cleaners.
(boom! that was the sound of your mind just a-blowing…)
don’t misunderstand us here, guys, we’re still involved in the anti-scientology movement and are still defo against all of the government’s terrible conspiracies. in fact, we’ve told 4chan of our intentions and they seem 100% behind us. most people on msn also seem to think this is a good idea, and twitter has been rockin. #changintheworldthrumuzak 
one person who doesn’t think this is a good idea is dave c’s dad, who thinks dave should be concentrating more on his gcses next year rather than hanging around with a guy in his mid-20s who just gets him into proper mad trouble oh well – mr c will be thankin me when me and his son change the world and bring down the banks like halifax and hsbc. if he doesn’t thank me – lizard ftw!!
our first band practice is tonight and i think ive invented some pretty good chords. ever heard of z minor?
(boom! boom! double mind blow ftw!!)
listen out for the revolution…
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