One of the advantages of having parents who are quite well-off is that we always get the best of everything. Whether it’s clothes, games, Blu-rays or whatever, the money that comes into the family business pays for a lot of good stuff. Another area that has been far from neglected is internet access at our house. Because my dad likes to download a LOT of movies and burn them on to disc for his friends, we have got a superfast line installed.
It is not like your typical broadband connection, but a more dedicated line. Basically we don’t have to share our internet with anyone else in the neighbourhood, which suits me just fine. I don’t really like sharing anyway. This approach caused me no end of trouble at the Pokémon exchange parties we used to have, but there you go. Anyway. Sometimes I could kiss my superfast leased line connection, if it wasn’t for the health hazards. From playing games online to downloading all the latest movie releases for dad, it is so reliable. One thing it’s been really good for recently is streaming internet video clips, and this week I’ve been looking into conspiracies…
Now I know that people scoff when they hear the words ‘conspiracy theory‘, especially in an online blog, but there are some stories that just don’t. make. sense. man.
Check this out:
There are a number of conflicting stories when it comes to people describing their experiences with aliens. Some say they are green, some say they are grey. Therefore, I think they are definitely grey-green, like a dirty sea. We know for a fact pretty much that they are quite small and have big heads. Some also say that they have big hands (perhaps to carry massive guns or information??) and large feet.
Also found some good conspiracy theories (I’m going to call them truisms in future) regarding the government. Basically, the whole recession was caused by lizards who work in banks. Not like the Halifax or anything, but the big branches in New York. I’ve just bought some David Ike books and he might say that these lizards are reddy-purple, like an exhausted sun.
I’m so glad that my eyes are now OPEN. It just makes things easier when the woman in Tesco tries to patronise me when I’m buying cigarettes, and it’s OK now because I KNOW THE TRUTH.
Take that, Pam!
Watch the skies/banks.
