Wot up homedawgs??? Sometimes it’s bo’ easy for me to feel alone, what with my solitary outsider status and my eczema. Don’t get me wrong, I like to chat to chicks on the online bingo chat rooms, but sometimes I like to just kick back and see what’s happening on the edgier side of the net.
For those who don’t know (losers FTW!), I quite like to kick sand in the face of the oppressors, and I do this by going on various websites. Number one on my hit-list is 4chan. 4chan (I can’t link to it here for fear of reprisal from the lizards – oops, I mean government suits) is a website where culture goes to die… in a good way!
Do you remember Anchorman? 4chan’s like Anchorman mixed with Chris Morris’ early s**t but with a slice of acidcrack pie.
Sometimes I don’t really understand it, but that’s the point? Anyway, me and my friend BloodTowel69 were shootin’ the breeze about it over MSN webcam, and we’re gonna be launching some great internet pranks in the next few weeks. Our s**t is gonna be like bangers and mash – completely mental!!! We’re going to be like the internet but for the Web 2.0 generation. Proper subversive, proper intelligent, but without alienating the common mandem.
So what you’re gonna see here over the next few weeks are some of our revolutionary killer net pranks and ting. Wear a hardhat London – we’re taking down Parliament over MSN!!! \b/
If I had to some our ideology up in one go it’d have to be watered down because our talent don’t do soundbites for your media Twitter generation. We’re exposing corruption and conspiracy, but lyrically, and with a dash of HTML. Gonna Java good time, we’ll Flash ya, L & O & L FTW!
Do you see?
Nah.
Cos it’ll hit you.
Like Vodka-Wine.
Splendified.
Typical Ghostface Killah’.
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Out.
